People of Britain! Today the Queen’s Speech will remind you of your priorities!
You want to see all protest against your glorious Conservative government stopped. We will make it so.
You want to see the men and women who are desperately trying to save the planet for your children and your children’s children locked up. We will make it so.
You want to see the foodbank phenomenon continue its meteoric rise and for the numbers of poor and hungry to swell, even as the wealth and power is ever more concentrated in the hands of a few. We will make it so.
You want to see your human rights diminished, eroded and your access to the law denied. We will make it so.
You want to see asylum seekers of colour transported to Rwanda in punishment for daring to struggle to reach our shores. We will make it so.
You want your access to medical and dental treatment limited by your ability to pay and you want to swell the coffers of the private companies already preying on the sick. We will make it so.
You want your Conservative government to be free from scrutiny, constraint – reigning supreme above the rule of law. We will make it so.
You want us to ensure that we will never, ever cede power to the socialist enemies of the people or any who seek to subvert our agenda…which is your agenda. We will make it so.
You want us to punish the creative industries and silence the government’s critics by selling off Channel 4 and battering the BBC into total submission and sycophancy. We will make it so.
You want us to ensure that your papers are full of the stories which confirm and reinforce your world view. It is our view. It is the view of the people. The real people. The people that only Johnson understands and connects with. We will make it so.
You want to believe that Brexit is good. We will maintain the lie.
These, people of Britain, are your priorities and we will ensure we deliver.
We, the party of the people, will make Britain great again, ready to stand with our allies: Putin, Trump (who will be back in in 2024) – the strong men of the world will crush the woke, the poor, the honest and the truly patriotic and give you back your pride!
